Brumpo Tungus

Brumpo Tungus is a Hyper Boat Racer. He is a myth a Legend of epic proportion! He kills if he doesn't get Cantalope and is allergic to sugar. He is the enemy of El Gato Caliente and Kira Ingasa.

Backstory
The story starts with Brumpo supposedly died in a horrible crash. he then went to hell where he challenged Satan to a Hyperboat race. Brumpo won the race and was brought back when he was rebuilt. he is supposedly a demon in  a human body - just with cybernetics

Time on Asa
[see Season 5, Episode 42]

The crew langs in Alamo City to begin a job, on the way there Piani imbeds the story of Brumpo Tungus, played by Alpharius,

The Legends
"There is an urban legend that claims that if you say Brumpo Tungus 3 times fast in a mirror a hyperboat immediately bursts through your house and runs you over."

"There is no Warmind. Andoni just refused to serve cantaloupe."

Quotes
"Think of it as a race but with your mind as your two little legs" Said to Sally Ann "Mechanic [Erik], if you could pick up this collection of what could be best described as the grubby hands of a civilization of people that probably don't know the best way to not clean their assholes without their own hands... If you could carry that upstairs, that would be wonderful. I'll pretend to use it and pay them the common courtesy of acting like I'm impressed.... Ma'am, I've raced hyperboats. I could've died in the amount of time it took you to figure out my name. If you could go ahead and improve upon that speed next time, I would be most... less unimpressed."

"You tell El Gato Caliente that If I wanted a challenge, I would challenge myself to think of something nice to say about him. What's going to happen tomorrow on that boat track can best be described as probably the bowel movement of what most people experience when they taste the cuisine from his home planet. I deign not even to speak of it for I fear that it might come out of my mouth the same way it comes out of so many rectums on his home planet. That it would be likened to my face opening up, one big brown hole at a time, and becoming... a sludge factory as such. I will not use any more words to describe it, but I want you to pass that along to him. And tell him that tomorrow, after I destroy him, I would appreciate it if he would slap himself in remembrance of this moment in time."